You May Have Been Out of the Country for a Year
You may have been out of the country for a year if.... 1. Your 7-year-old is confused by a side-by-side refrigerator and puts yogurt in the freezer and she can't find the cheese in the freezer. 2. You rode in a car going 70mph on the interstate and that is the fastest you have driven in a year. Actually 55 mph might have won the same title. 3. You have to remind yourself to flush the toilet after each use and not "mellow til it's yellow." 4. Your 7-year-old is excited to eat at a fast food chain but leans toward your ear to ask, "What did I used to order here?" 5. The sound of running water in a faucet makes you want to sprint to turn it off. 6. You go to the grocery store only to walk the perimeter of the store just like the health professionals say to do. We can get all of that other stuff imported so what does that tell you about shelf life and nutrients? Our sh...